mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all
zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common
  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

braydaaan:

my afternoon routine includes: walking in from school, grabbing food, throwing my bag down, laying on my bed eating then falling asleep until dinner.

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

“Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza.”

(via hideyogirl)

onlinegf:

verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’

jackballs:

don’t even let me talk to hot people I’ll just be like

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disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .