an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could
- Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
- Cashier: Are you 18?
- Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
my afternoon routine includes: walking in from school, grabbing food, throwing my bag down, laying on my bed eating then falling asleep until dinner.
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
“Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza.”
verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’
don’t even let me talk to hot people I’ll just be like
is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation .